View source for Core Beliefs

These are the core beliefs of the Guzmer religion/cult.

== Formalities ==
=== Guzbye ===
Although not considered a sin, one who neglects to say [[Guzbye]] will receive the [[TERMINATED]] role. Anyone who witnesses this act is encouraged to report it to an admin and they will receive the [[Thought Police]] role.
=== Excessively Long URLs ===
When sharing links in the Discord server, care should be given to post the URL in it's shortest form. Many websites (especially e-commerce sites) add extra parameters to the URL for the purpose of tracking. These extra parameters should be stripped away, lest you want to be ridiculed by other members. If it's an Amazon link, [[Guzmer Bot]] will also insult you, while posting the correct shortened link.

== Sex ==

We have few beliefs on sex as that is a personal matter. However, we believe Guzmer wants us to:
# Do hand and mouth stuff as a form of birth control
# Limit yourself to only one [[cheesy roll-up]] per week
# Have fun

== Pretending to be Canadian ==

It is explicitly banned.

== Cover-ups and Conspiracies ==

=== Ursa Minor ===
[[File:Corrected North Hemisphere.png|thumb|right|A corrected constellation map with the Little Dipper removed, to reflect reality]]
A core tenet of the Guzmer ideology is that the constellation Ursa Minor (better known by its North American name, the Little Dipper) does not exist. This can be proven by observing the night sky at any time of the year and seeing that it is never visible. It is a common belief of the simple-minded masses that the Little Dipper does exist, but this is an easily debunked lie that has been propagated by evil government forces for reasons that are currently unknown.