Core Beliefs

These are the core beliefs of the Guzmer religion/cult.

Formalities

Although not considered a sin, one who neglects to say Guzbye will receive the TERMINATED role. Anyone who witnesses this act is encouraged to reports it to an admin and they will receive the Thought Police role.

Sex

We have few beliefs on sex as that is a personal matter. However, we believe Guzmer wants us to:

1. Do hand and mouth stuff as a form of birth control
2. Limit yourself to only one cheesy roll-up per week
3. Have fun