Core Beliefs

These are the core beliefs of the Guzmer religion/cult.

Formalities

Although not considered a sin, one who neglects to say Guzbye will receive the TERMINATED role. Anyone who witnesses this act is encouraged to report it to an admin and they will receive the Thought Police role.

Sex

We have few beliefs on sex as that is a personal matter. However, we believe Guzmer wants us to:

1. Do hand and mouth stuff as a form of birth control
2. Limit yourself to only one cheesy roll-up per week
3. Have fun

Cover-ups and Conspiracies

A core tenet of the Guzmer ideology is that the constellation Ursa Minor (better known by its North American name, the Little Dipper) does not exist. This can be proven by observing the night sky at any time of the year and seeing that it is never visible. It is a common belief of the masses that the Little Dipper does exist, but this is an easily-debunked lie that has been propagated by evil government forces for reasons that are currently unknown.