Guzcon Up North 2023
This is the third annual Guzmer cabin trip, taking place the weekend of July 14th, 2023. Hutno refused to pick a date so Cory picked one. Hutno's response: "I would have picked that date." Unless it rains, then it's all Cory's fault!
Notable Events
- Tasty taco meal courtesy of Chuck and Hutno
- Tristan's pesto pasta salad makes a return
- Relatively small Guzcon this year
Memes
- Chuck let one rip in order to have an "F" word for the category "things in this room" in Tapple
- Travis needed the full amount of time to guess the word "fart" in Taboo Midnight Edition with the following hints (kept guessing solids and liquids):
- It comes out of your body
- It's not solid
- It's not liquid
- I swear we're not obsessed with flatulence
- Maybe fondue for next year?
Controversy
- The Alyssa/Tristan/Travis car did not bring any water. They then proceeded to DRINK WATER!
- Tristan answered Chuck's trivial pursuit question because he thought Chuck gave up. HE DID NOT!
Planning
For every car brought, each car must bring a case of Ice Mountain™ water; for we will need to drink the water also my dad made it a rule I GUESS.
Food
| Meal | Provider |
Food |
|---|---|---|
| Friday Dinner |
Northern D'Lites? Cabin instapot? | grease |
| Saturday Breakfast | Charlie L | One (1) cheesecake Kringle |
| Saturday Lunch | Lee | More watermelon (I didn't eat mine quick enough but I need to eat it. Also, have a yellow one) |
| Tristan & Alyssa | Hot dogs, brats, buns, condiments for previous items, pesto salad, watermelon, bagels, beyond burger, buns | |
| Saturday Dinner | Charlie L | Beef tacos, bean alternative, with toppings; popsicles, soy chorizo |
| Sunday Breakfast | Hutno | Asian Rice breakfast thang, meat or no meat you decide. Probably also some pastry stuff? |
Beds
| Occupant | Bed | Carpool driver | Items brought |
|---|---|---|---|
| Charlie L | Basement bed 1 | Cory | |
| Hutno | Basement bed 2 | Hutno | The cabin, Amish goods, Rice cooker, blender, small crock pot? Queso stuff, rice, scallions, mushrooms, spices, onions, garlic, granny smith apples, bread, jam, peanut butter, snicker salad stuff, jalapenos, cilantro, tomatillos, avocados, miso? |
| Cory | Cory | Lemonade | |
| Carly | Double bed | Cory | Duck eggs (deggs) |
| Tristan | King bed (room 1) | Tristan and Alyssa | Bagels, fruit, watermelon, pesto salad, hot dogs, buns, condiments. |
| Travis | Tristan and Alyssa | Beyond burgers, soy chorizo, yogurt covered pretzels, peanut butter pretzels | |
| Alyssa | King bed (room 1) | Tristan and Alyssa | Tristan |
| Lee | Lee | red and yellow watermelon halves, and soda (dr pep +crem/+strawbrycrem) |
Rules
- You really gotta be out on the lake for at LEAST until you're burnt SORRY
- No walking backwards, only sideways like a crab would
- If you are caught jumping in the water without yelling "Geronimo" you will have to put your hand in like, 10 spiderwebs
- You need to know Ratatouille's last name